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I Prefer El Alamein’s Early Stuff (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 3/4)

Explore episode Jul 6, 2026

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At 36:05 · chapter starts 35:34

With Monty launching Operation Lightfoot — infantry tiptoeing through minefields set to anti-tank pressure thresholds — the group tries to visualise the flat, flour-fine desert terrain and fails entertainingly. Pierre notes that what looks like a gentle slope is actually three metres higher than your position, which means you're dead. The Allied force is celebrated as genuinely multinational: Australians, Indians, Kiwis, South Africans, Greeks — all before any meaningful American involvement. Pierre praises the Long Range Desert Group as 'ripped nerds' who had pre-war master's degrees and charted the desert out of sheer enthusiasm, a quality that gave the Allies irreplaceable local knowledge. The episode's comedic highpoint arrives: Rommel's replacement, the overweight, hypertensive General Stümer, attempts to visit the front line in a Jeep, his driver's head is blown off by an anti-tank gun, Stümer falls out of the moving vehicle, and is found three days later in the desert — dead of a heart attack, no bullet wounds.

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