Quote · The Prof G Pod with Scott Galloway
No Mercy / No Malice: 1999.AI
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Sam Altman's Taxpayer Gambit: Cronyism as Policy
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Sam Altman's pitch to give US taxpayers a 5% stake in OpenAI is, in Galloway's framing, an SOS signal dressed up in the language of public benefit. The proposition — that every citizen should share in AI's profits — collapses immediately on contact with reality: AI has no profits. Galloway quotes his Markets co-host Ed Elson to drive the point home. Meanwhile, Senator Bernie Sanders is floating a sovereign wealth fund financed by a one-time 50% tax on AI equities. When the far left and far right converge on an idea, Galloway observes, it is almost always a terrible one. He compares the company's 2025 advertising spend to the cost of buying every Super Bowl ad slot for the past seven years — a marketing machine trying to paper over an existential financial hole.
Sam Altman wants US taxpayers to take a 5% stake in OpenAI, framing it as giving citizens a share of AI's profits. But AI has no profits. Galloway calls it cronyism — a well-connected private firm extracting a government lifeline and marketing it as patriotism.
OpenAI's advertising spend in 2025 alone would have been enough to buy every Super Bowl ad spot for the past seven years, a signal of marketing-driven hype.
Circular financing deals — where AI companies fund each other — are easy to ignore as long as enterprise spending continues. In the dot-com era, the same structure made dominoes invisible until they started falling. Galloway sees the same dynamic forming between B2C and B2B AI companies and the infrastructure layer beneath them.
Corporate AI spending rose 13x from 2025 to 2026. Then reality hit. Uber blew its entire 2026 AI budget in four months. An anonymous firm accidentally spent $500 million in a single month on Claude licenses. Now DoorDash, Meta, Microsoft, and Salesforce are all pivoting from token maximalism to proven use cases. The party is ending.
