Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

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Alan Ritchson

Explore episode Jul 27, 2026
Society & Culture
Father worked 2 jobs for kids' activities

Alan Ritchson · Jul 27, 2026

Alan Ritchson's father, a Chief Master Sergeant, secretly took a night security guard job at a local airport to fund his sons' extracurricular activities, despite the humiliation of being seen by subordinates.

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Ballet, Musical Theater, Jim Carrey Obsession, and the Jaw Tumor

At 21:22 · chapter starts 19:45

Alan's adolescence in Niceville reads like a tragicomedy of self-expression in the wrong zip code. He loved ballet — earning enough credits to eventually receive an Associate of Arts degree in the discipline — but felt deep shame about it in the Deep South. He rollerbladed to chorus practice, did musical theater, and idolized Jim Carrey so completely he dressed as him every Halloween and performed Carrey routines at lunch tables full of kids telling him to get away. Running beneath all of this was something worse: starting around age 15, his chin began growing sideways like, in his words, 'the Elephant Man.' His mother initially hoped the other side would catch up. It took a wisdom-tooth X-ray to reveal the jaw tumor — a large mass requiring surgery that peeled back his gums, removed the tumor, filled the cavity with bone material, and shaved the overgrown mandible. The surgeon chose a more invasive internal approach rather than leave a facial scar, calling it prophetically. Alan remembers the immediate social aftermath in the school hallway: girls jumping out of the way.

Government
Chief Master Sergeant — top 1% of Air Force

Alan Ritchson · Jul 27, 2026

Alan Ritchson's father achieved the rank of Chief Master Sergeant, which only 1% of Air Force personnel ever reach and is described as the hardest enlisted rank to achieve across all military branches.

Health & Fitness
Jaw tumor discovered at 15

Alan Ritchson · Jul 27, 2026

Alan Ritchson had a large tumor growing in his jaw at age 15 — discovered accidentally during a wisdom-tooth X-ray — that required major surgery to remove, shaving down bone and restructuring his chin.

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