Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee)

Explore episode Jul 2, 2026

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Minneapolis, Heroin Users in Austin, and the Science of the Lean

At 59:54 · chapter starts 56:00

Shane reminisces about a trip to Minneapolis in the wake of George Floyd, imagining how white locals must have felt watching news about a Somali pirate scheme unfold. Matt then mentions he's seen heroin users in Austin for the first time — doing the full lean on a corner. This launches a group inquiry into the biomechanics of the opioid lean: how do people remain upright while bent at a 90-degree angle on a slanted sidewalk? Shawn looks it up and reports that their central nervous system essentially enters sleep mode — still running, but at minimum activity. Shane half-seriously wonders whether heroin might actually improve your balance at the right dose. The last remaining neuron, they conclude, is purely dedicated to not falling and embarrassing yourself.

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Heroin Users and the Science of the Lean

Ep 623 - The Good Guy Weed (feat. Lemaire Lee) · Jul 2, 2026 Health & Fitness

The guys puzzle over how heroin users can stand bent at 90-degree angles on a slanted sidewalk without falling. The answer, loosely: their central nervous system is in sleep mode, still running but at minimum activity. The last firing neuron in a heroin-addled brain apparently says 'do not fall and embarrass yourself.'

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