Speaker
Eric Andre
Appearances over time
1 episodes
Episodes
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Quotes & moments
Eric Andre argued that WWE wrestlers are elite performers because they must memorize and deliver five-page monologues in front of 40,000–50,000 people, often after receiving the script that same day.
Eric Andre theorized that elite WWE performer-actor crossovers happen once per generation — Hulk Hogan for 10–20 years, then The Rock for another 10–20, then John Cena.
Eric Andre claimed that comedian Donnell Rawlings speaks fluent Korean, which Bobby Lee confirmed, noting Rawlings knows more Korean than Bobby himself does.
Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino open the episode the morning after learning their close friend Oliver Tree passed away. The emotion is raw and unscripted — they don't have words, only love, and Andrew closes with: 'He'll forever be a bad friend.'
Bobby Lee confesses to spending $3–4,000 at a time on horse-strength Vicodin from a Second City cast member while on MADtv. He quit cold turkey at 32, mid-season — and defecated on stage during a Connie Chung sketch. Ari Shaffir later beat him up when Bobby asked to borrow $4,000 for pills.
Bobby Lee drops two pieces of standup wisdom that Eric Andre credits as career-shaping: (1) get the audience laughing before your first official joke by doing something during your walk to the stage, and (2) understand that writing funny and being funny are completely different skills. New comics memorize; funny people inhabit.
Bobby Lee describes three incidents — running into the same couple in Toronto AND Chicago, watching people dance in perfect silence with no music, and visiting a restaurant where no one seemed to know what was happening — as proof the simulation is glitching. Andrew tries to logic his way out of it, only to admit he had one of his own.
Andrew Santino tried to recreate the vintage distressed look of the brand Madeworn by dyeing T-shirts in his swimming pool using 15 bottles of instant coffee. The pool turned completely black. It did not work. The tub would have been a better choice.
Bobby Lee is on a four-game Uno winning streak and has turned the card game into psychological warfare. His move: mid-game, stare into his girlfriend's eyes and whisper 'didn't we have a nice dinner tonight?' to stop her from playing a Draw Four. Pure manipulation. Pure genius.
Bobby Lee reveals that non-comedian Carlos Mencia did six minutes of standup at a sold-out Orpheum Theatre in Minneapolis on their tour and genuinely got laughs. The crew plays back footage and Bobby accuses them of adding a laugh track — but the tape tells a different story.
Eric Andre breaks down his new Netflix film with John Cena: he plays a 'little brother' from a 30-year-old mentorship program who shows up in the hospital after a car accident, slowly infiltrates Cena's entire life, and drives him insane. The pitch is 'What About Bob meets Parasite' — and it sounds genuinely great.
Eric Andre argues that WWE wrestlers are elite performers because they must deliver five-page monologues to 40,000-plus people, often learned the same day, while also executing John Wick-level stunts. The generational dynasty — Hogan, then The Rock, then Cena — proves only one such performer exists per era.
Bobby Lee reveals that Professor Pizza wants to collaborate on a Bad Friends frozen pizza featuring bulgogi meat and kimchi. Andrew pitches a half-deep-dish, half-thin-crust 'monster mashup' and they figure out the cooking logistics on air. The concept is surprisingly serious.
Eric Andre pitches a genuine, low-budget wacky comedy show for Korean television where he plays the clueless American and Bobby Lee guides him through Korean culture — speaking only in Korean. Then comes the kicker: comedian Donnell Rawlings is apparently fluent in Korean.
Merle Robbins invented Uno in 1971 at his kitchen table and sold it for $50,000 plus 10 cents per deck. Over 500 million decks have since been sold. Bobby and Andrew calculate he got royally screwed — and draw the lesson every inventor needs a better lawyer.
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