The Jaylen Brown Colonoscopy Trade (and More NBA Summer Reactions) With Chris Ryan and Kirk Goldsberry

The Jaylen Brown Colonoscopy Trade (and More NBA Summer Reactions) With Chris Ryan and Kirk Goldsberry

The Boston Celtics traded their 2024 Finals MVP Jaylen Brown to division rival Philadelphia for Paul George — a player they were trying to dump for a single first-round pick just weeks earlier.

Jul 2, 2026 1:54:24 Difficulty: Intermediate Played

TL;DR

Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kirk Goldsberry react to the blockbuster trade sending Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George and two first-round picks — a deal Simmons literally woke up from anesthesia to discover. The trio dissect why Boston's front office may have found the relationship untenable, tear apart the Lakers' confusing offseason roster construction, and debate Kawhi Leonard's Toronto return and LeBron's next landing spot. The single most useful takeaway: the NBA's second-apron hard cap is the dominant force reshaping rosters and ending dynasties.

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Bill Simmons, Kirk Goldsberry, and Chris Ryan react to the Celtics trading Jaylen Brown to the 76ers for Paul George, then discuss the Lakers' offseason, Kawhi's return to Toronto, and LeBron's landing spots.

Chapter list
  • The episode opens with back-to-back sponsor reads for PNC Bank and PayPal before Bill Simmons introduces the show as a 'rare morning podcast,' welcoming Kirk Goldsberry and Chris Ryan. He immediately teases an extraordinary personal story about how he came to learn about the blockbuster trade — setting the table for what is to come.

  • This chapter is the episode's most analytically ambitious. Bill Simmons draws a through-line from the '80s Celtics and Lakers staying together, to the cap-circumvention era ending, to free agency reshaping the '90s, to the second-apron hardcap now forcing teams to dump Finals MVPs to division rivals. Kirk Goldsberry lands the key stat: for the first time in NBA history, the league has had eight different champions in eight consecutive seasons. The CBA, he argues, deliberately created this parity — but the cost is beloved players getting dumped and fan bases losing the long-term relationships that drive loyalty. His analogy that the second apron is the 3-point line of the 2020s crystallizes the structural shift. Bill Simmons then reveals a previously unreported detail: the Celtics-Giannis trade fell apart over one year and 5% of the cap in extension terms, illustrating just how consequential these financial hairsplits have become.

  • The Lakers section is the episode's comic relief after the grim Celtics analysis. Bill Simmons had spent the morning gleefully texting Laker fans about their offseason before his own team's trade blindsided him. Now he surveys the carnage: Kessler gets $130M on a 4-year deal despite playing 5 games; Quinton Grimes and Mamou get $60M and $52M respectively; LeBron is gone; and meaningful draft capital has been surrendered. Kirk Goldsberry, as a Spurs partisan, isn't remotely scared by this roster. The most damning data point: the last time an NBA team with three white players as its best three won a championship was the 1958 St. Louis Hawks. Bill and Chris agree the team appears to have been assembled to suit Luka Dončić's preferences — rim-runner, secondary handler, shooters — rather than with any coherent defensive identity.

  • The Kawhi Leonard return to Toronto is presented as a masterpiece of collective sports amnesia. Bill Simmons methodically catalogs Kawhi's playoff record since his Clippers tenure: bubble loss in round 2, 2021 West Finals breakdown, 2022 hurt, 2023 round 1 exit in 5, 2024 round 1 exit in 6 playing 2 games, 2025 round 2 loss in 7, 2026 play-in loss at home. Kirk Goldsberry adds the analytical dimension: while Kawhi always looks elite in estimated plus-minus, the models systematically fail to account for durability as a skill. The man plays fewer games, looks better per-possession, but simply doesn't show up when it counts. Chris Ryan's closing observation is the sharpest: the Clippers have spiritually returned to the pre-Lob City era, with Darius Garland and Brandon Ingram as their centerpiece.

  • With LeBron James now free, the conversation becomes gleefully speculative. Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan run through the realistic landing spots: Golden State for the Curry farewell tour, Denver for the Jokic pairing, Cleveland for the full-circle narrative, San Antonio for the winning bet. But the most intriguing theory is Simmons' Roger Clemens play: LeBron has 43,440 points and every record there is to own — what if he simply watches the league, stays in shape, and waits until January or February to sign with whoever looks best? Kirk Goldsberry loves the template, noting it could set a precedent for future aging stars like Kevin Durant and Stephen Curry. The panel agrees it would be the ultimate power move — maximizing both leverage and playoff health.

Second apron
A hard salary cap threshold in the NBA's 2023 CBA above which teams face severe restrictions on trades, sign-and-trades, and roster moves; discussed throughout as the dominant force reshaping team-building.
Estimated plus-minus (EPM)
An advanced NBA metric that estimates a player's contribution to winning per 100 possessions using play-by-play and tracking data; cited here to argue Jaylen Brown ranked only 87th league-wide.
Net rating
A basketball statistic measuring a team's point differential per 100 possessions; used here in on/off splits to show the Celtics were +4 points better per 100 without Jaylen Brown.
On-off splits
Statistics comparing a team's performance when a specific player is on the floor versus off; a common but debated tool for evaluating player impact.
Cost-controlled
A player under a rookie-scale or minimum contract, making them disproportionately valuable because their production far exceeds their cap hit.
Omerta
Italian for a code of silence; used by Chris Ryan to describe the unspoken truce between the Celtics and 76ers organizations against making significant transactions with each other.
Poison pill
A contract offer designed to be prohibitively expensive for the incumbent team to match, effectively forcing a player out; referenced in the context of the Ariza-Lakers situation.
Play-in game
A single-elimination or two-game format used by the NBA to determine the final seeds (7–10) in each conference for the playoffs.
RFA (Restricted Free Agent)
A player whose team retains the right to match any contract offer from another team; mentioned in the context of Tari Eason.
Aspiration scandal
Bill Simmons' euphemism used sarcastically to refer to the investigation surrounding Kawhi Leonard's move to Toronto; the exact nature of the scandal is deliberately left vague in the episode.
Sloan Conference
The MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference, an annual gathering that became the intellectual hub of the basketball analytics revolution; referenced in the context of the Rudy Gay trade era.
Parity era
A period in sports where competitive balance is high and no single team dominates; used here to describe the NBA's 2020s, with eight different champions in eight years.
Toxic asset
In NBA finance, a player on a large, non-tradeable contract whose on-court value no longer justifies their cap hit, making them nearly impossible to move without giving up additional picks.
Dunks and Threes
An advanced NBA analytics website cited by Kirk Goldsberry as one of the best 'nerdy' sites for metrics like estimated plus-minus.
Platonic ideal
The perfect, archetypal form of something as conceived in Platonic philosophy; used by Bill Simmons to describe the ideal vision of the Jaylen Brown–Jayson Tatum pairing in the 2024 Finals.
Draft capital
The collection of future first- and second-round draft picks a team possesses, often used as currency in trades; central to the episode's discussion of team-building philosophy.

Chapter 1 · 00:00

Intro

The episode opens with back-to-back sponsor reads for PNC Bank and PayPal before Bill Simmons introduces the show as a 'rare morning podcast,' welcoming Kirk Goldsberry and Chris Ryan. He immediately teases an extraordinary personal story about how he came to learn about the blockbuster trade — setting the table for what is to come.

Chapter 2 · 01:15

Jaylen Brown traded to the 76ers

This chapter is the episode's most analytically ambitious. Bill Simmons draws a through-line from the '80s Celtics and Lakers staying together, to the cap-circumvention era ending, to free agency reshaping the '90s, to the second-apron hardcap now forcing teams to dump Finals MVPs to division rivals. Kirk Goldsberry lands the key stat: for the first time in NBA history, the league has had eight different champions in eight consecutive seasons. The CBA, he argues, deliberately created this parity — but the cost is beloved players getting dumped and fan bases losing the long-term relationships that drive loyalty. His analogy that the second apron is the 3-point line of the 2020s crystallizes the structural shift. Bill Simmons then reveals a previously unreported detail: the Celtics-Giannis trade fell apart over one year and 5% of the cap in extension terms, illustrating just how consequential these financial hairsplits have become.

Claims made here

The 76ers were willing to give up a first-round pick simply to dump Paul George's contract before this trade.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

Jaylen Brown was the Ringer 100's 14th-ranked player in the NBA after the most recent season.

Kirk Goldsberry The Ringer 100

Dunks and Threes' estimated plus-minus ranked Jaylen Brown 87th in the NBA after a season where he received MVP votes.

Kirk Goldsberry Dunks and Threes (estimated plus-minus)

The Celtics' net rating was 6.5 with Jaylen Brown on the floor and 10.5 when he was off the floor.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

Paul George averaged 17 points per game and shot 55% from three in the most recent NBA playoffs.

Bill Simmons no source cited

The NBA has had eight different champions in eight consecutive seasons — a first in league history.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

Only 2 of the 25 most-used players in the most recent NBA playoffs were aged 32 or older.

Kirk Goldsberry Kirk Goldsberry's piece on The Ringer about Giannis

The Celtics-Giannis deal collapsed because Boston offered a 2-year extension at 30% of the cap and Giannis demanded 3 years at 35%.

Bill Simmons no source cited

In year 3 of their deals, Embiid, Jaylen Brown, and Maxey will combine to cost the 76ers approximately $178 million.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Sports
Data point 8 in 8 yrs

The Jaylen Brown Colonoscopy Trade (and More NBA Summer Rea… · Jul 2, 2026 Sports

For the first time ever, the NBA has had eight different champions in eight consecutive seasons. It's not a coincidence — the 2023 CBA made it nearly impossible to keep great teams together. The question no one wants to answer: is this actually good for fans?

Chapter 3 · 1:08:45

The Lakers' moves

The Lakers section is the episode's comic relief after the grim Celtics analysis. Bill Simmons had spent the morning gleefully texting Laker fans about their offseason before his own team's trade blindsided him. Now he surveys the carnage: Kessler gets $130M on a 4-year deal despite playing 5 games; Quinton Grimes and Mamou get $60M and $52M respectively; LeBron is gone; and meaningful draft capital has been surrendered. Kirk Goldsberry, as a Spurs partisan, isn't remotely scared by this roster. The most damning data point: the last time an NBA team with three white players as its best three won a championship was the 1958 St. Louis Hawks. Bill and Chris agree the team appears to have been assembled to suit Luka Dončić's preferences — rim-runner, secondary handler, shooters — rather than with any coherent defensive identity.

Claims made here

The Lakers signed Walker Kessler to a 4-year, $130 million deal while giving up first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 plus swaps.

Bill Simmons no source cited

The last NBA team to win a championship with three white players as its best three players was the 1958 St. Louis Hawks.

Bill Simmons Fan email from Jason Downey

The Celtics are paying Mitchell Robinson, Luke Garza, and Keita a combined $20 million, while the Lakers will pay DeAndre Ayton and Walker Kessler $41 million combined.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Chapter 4 · 1:22:21

Kawhi Leonard heading to Toronto

The Kawhi Leonard return to Toronto is presented as a masterpiece of collective sports amnesia. Bill Simmons methodically catalogs Kawhi's playoff record since his Clippers tenure: bubble loss in round 2, 2021 West Finals breakdown, 2022 hurt, 2023 round 1 exit in 5, 2024 round 1 exit in 6 playing 2 games, 2025 round 2 loss in 7, 2026 play-in loss at home. Kirk Goldsberry adds the analytical dimension: while Kawhi always looks elite in estimated plus-minus, the models systematically fail to account for durability as a skill. The man plays fewer games, looks better per-possession, but simply doesn't show up when it counts. Chris Ryan's closing observation is the sharpest: the Clippers have spiritually returned to the pre-Lob City era, with Darius Garland and Brandon Ingram as their centerpiece.

Claims made here

Kawhi Leonard played only 11 playoff games in the five seasons from 2021-22 through 2025-26.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Kawhi Leonard's last playoff series win before the Toronto trade was in May 2021.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Sports
Data point 11 games

The Jaylen Brown Colonoscopy Trade (and More NBA Summer Rea… · Jul 2, 2026 Sports

Kawhi Leonard has played just 11 playoff games in five years, hasn't won a series since May 2021, and lost the first play-in game last year at home. The idea that he's the missing piece for Toronto runs on pure sports amnesia.

Chapter 5 · 1:32:29

LeBron landing spots and other offseason moves

With LeBron James now free, the conversation becomes gleefully speculative. Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan run through the realistic landing spots: Golden State for the Curry farewell tour, Denver for the Jokic pairing, Cleveland for the full-circle narrative, San Antonio for the winning bet. But the most intriguing theory is Simmons' Roger Clemens play: LeBron has 43,440 points and every record there is to own — what if he simply watches the league, stays in shape, and waits until January or February to sign with whoever looks best? Kirk Goldsberry loves the template, noting it could set a precedent for future aging stars like Kevin Durant and Stephen Curry. The panel agrees it would be the ultimate power move — maximizing both leverage and playoff health.

Claims made here

LeBron James has 43,440 career points along with the all-time games played and minutes records.

Bill Simmons no source cited

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4 / 15 cited (27%)

Factual claims made this episode, and whether a source was named.

The Celtics' net rating was 6.5 with Jaylen Brown on the floor and 10.5 when he was off the floor.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

Dunks and Threes' estimated plus-minus ranked Jaylen Brown 87th in the NBA after a season where he received MVP votes.

Kirk Goldsberry Dunks and Threes (estimated plus-minus)

The NBA has had eight different champions in eight consecutive seasons — a first in league history.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

The 76ers were willing to give up a first-round pick simply to dump Paul George's contract before this trade.

Kirk Goldsberry no source cited

Kawhi Leonard played only 11 playoff games in the five seasons from 2021-22 through 2025-26.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Kawhi Leonard's last playoff series win before the Toronto trade was in May 2021.

Bill Simmons no source cited

In year 3 of their deals, Embiid, Jaylen Brown, and Maxey will combine to cost the 76ers approximately $178 million.

Bill Simmons no source cited

The Lakers signed Walker Kessler to a 4-year, $130 million deal while giving up first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 plus swaps.

Bill Simmons no source cited

The Celtics-Giannis deal collapsed because Boston offered a 2-year extension at 30% of the cap and Giannis demanded 3 years at 35%.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Only 2 of the 25 most-used players in the most recent NBA playoffs were aged 32 or older.

Kirk Goldsberry Kirk Goldsberry's piece on The Ringer about Giannis

The last NBA team to win a championship with three white players as its best three players was the 1958 St. Louis Hawks.

Bill Simmons Fan email from Jason Downey

Paul George averaged 17 points per game and shot 55% from three in the most recent NBA playoffs.

Bill Simmons no source cited

LeBron James has 43,440 career points along with the all-time games played and minutes records.

Bill Simmons no source cited

The Celtics are paying Mitchell Robinson, Luke Garza, and Keita a combined $20 million, while the Lakers will pay DeAndre Ayton and Walker Kessler $41 million combined.

Bill Simmons no source cited

Jaylen Brown was the Ringer 100's 14th-ranked player in the NBA after the most recent season.

Kirk Goldsberry The Ringer 100