Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

Podbit · Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

I Fear We're Not Reacting Enough | Reading Reddit Stories

Explore episode Jun 6, 2026

Where this was said

I ended things with my date after he accidentally texted me this

At 55:40 · chapter starts 54:05

A 22-year-old woman posts on Am I Overreacting after what she described as an amazing first date ends with her date accidentally sending her a text meant for a friend. The text rates her appearance using crude slang, gives her an '11 out of 10,' and describes an involuntary physical reaction to their kiss. The panel has an immediate, layered reaction — part amused, part genuinely critical. The real villain of the segment becomes the follow-up: a multi-paragraph ChatGPT-generated apology so formal and repetitive that Shayne likens it to a Jane Austen novel, noting that it adds zero new personal information and simply loops through formal apology language. The panel agrees: the AI apology insulted her intelligence even more than the original text, because it revealed he wasn't even willing to do the emotional labor of a real apology.

Similar podbits

Society & Culture
Erin Brockovich on the Data Center 'Full-On Assault'

Zuck's Meta Manifesto, Data Center Wars, and AI Slop Pushba… · Aug 11, 2026 Society & Culture

Erin Brockovich describes data center expansion as 'a full-on assault' hitting communities across water, electricity, noise, air pollution, and land loss. She calls it the biggest bipartisan conversation she's seen in her 30-year career — and warns that tech companies didn't see the coming backlash.

Society & Culture
Could Bobby and Andrew Adopt a Kid on a Timeshare Basis?

Tortilla Face · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

Bobby watching a father hold his baby triggered an existential moment: he and Andrew might be missing fatherhood. They priced out adoption ($40K–$70K private, $0–$2K foster care) and briefly considered adopting a child to timeshare like a condo.