Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Cigars were dying until Cigar Aficionado launched in 1992 and got MJ, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Willis puffing on camera. The industry exploded overnight. Bert's deep-dive into cigar history mid-sobriety is a thing of beauty.
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Bert produces two premium cigars from his backpack and the episode transforms into a cigar-smoke-filled conversation. His heartbreak over Tiger Woods is real: Tiger was a hero, a superman of golf, and watching addiction 'get all its hooks in him' is genuinely sad. But Bert's solution isn't sobriety — it's offering Tiger a seat at his table for beers. The Ruthie from The Real World comparison is both absurd and disturbingly apt. Bert then pivots to the history of cigars, revealing that Cigar Aficionado magazine launched in 1992 and engineered a cultural revival by putting celebrity smokers on its pages. MJ drinking whiskey and smoking two Cubans simultaneously becomes the image of aspirational cool Bert is chasing.
Bert loves Tiger Woods too much to want sobriety for him. He wants Tiger to get control — not quit — and openly offers himself as the world's most enthusiastic enabler. The Ruthie from The Real World comparison is genuinely alarming.
Bert claimed that Cigar Aficionado magazine launched in 1992 and single-handedly revitalized a cigar industry that had lost its popularity.
Robby Hoffman has never bought a depreciating car. She flipped a $3,600 Toyota Corolla into a $6,000 sale, used that for a Cayman, flipped it for $18,000, and bought her dream 2001 Porsche 911 for a net $10,000.
Ryan carries the Sig P365 for daily carry and a suppressed .300 Blackout rifle at home — specifically because green-tip .223 flies through human bodies and walls, risking his kids' rooms. Strickland carries the Sig P365 AXG and a PSA AR-15 in .223. They debate why .300 Blackout matters for home defense and mock Staccato owners in equal measure.
Bobby never checks a bag — for any trip, including Australia. His secret: one pair of raw denim jeans (to develop a fade), sardine cans as in-flight snacks, and a Klingon hunting knife on his keychain. Andrew questions everything. Jimmy suggests he just check a bag for two weeks.
The crew drafts their Mount Rushmore of spoon foods. Ice cream goes first overall, soup goes second, and PFT shockingly passes on cereal to take gelato (then mashed potatoes), letting Hank and Zach steal cereal in the third round — a mistake PFT immediately regrets.
At 14, Achatz's father bought a disassembled 1970 GTO for $1,400 and spent two years rebuilding it with his son using the factory manual. The project taught Grant hands-on problem-solving — the same obsessive attention to how things are put together that would later define his kitchen.
A brief promo for Points North, an NPR Network podcast from Interlochen Public Radio featuring immersive stories about the natural world around the Great Lakes.
Sony stopping physical disc production sounds alarming, but Patrick Beja points to PC gaming as the test case: the platform went fully digital via Steam, the used game market disappeared, and yet games are cheaper in real terms than they were 20 years ago thanks to constant sales. The real fight should be for digital consumer rights, not physical media.
Richard recommends Monopoly Deal (the card game version of Monopoly, faster and nastier) and Wilkie Collins's Victorian novel 'No Name', which he says is ripe for a TV adaptation. Marina recommends live tournament football — the only thing on her mind after 1 hour's sleep.
The Campaign for North Africa board game takes roughly 20 years to complete at a reasonable pace, and no one has ever actually finished it. Pierre already knows the Italian forces need extra water for pasta, which is technically accurate to the rules.
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