2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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The Meter Inventor Got Guillotined for It

Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Jun 15, 2026 History

The man who invented the meter — 1 millionth of the distance between Earth and the North Pole — unveiled it on a velvet table to a room full of bewildered dignitaries, then got guillotined for it. The French Revolution didn't just kill criminals; it killed anybody who made people scratch their chins.

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The Daniel Boone Documentary

At 18:50 · chapter starts 8:45

The Shopify read frames the platform as the business partner YMH Studios wishes they'd had from the start, noting it powers 10% of US e-commerce. Bert then delivers a deeply personal Hims ad, detailing his hair-loss journey: he only started paying attention to thinning after he lost weight and had nothing else to fixate on. He's been using finasteride and minoxidil from Hims for three months and reports significant regrowth at the crown. The read is characteristic Bert — self-deprecating, specific, and convincing precisely because it's so nakedly honest. He notes the product works in three to six months based on clinical studies, and he claims he's personally seeing results after three.

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Daniel Boone Was a Savage — And Not Davy Crockett

Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Jun 15, 2026 History

Tom Segura breaks down the Netflix American Revolution documentary and the story of Daniel Boone — a man so capable he established the largest settlement in Kentucky, trained his daughter to be a marksman, and then watched her leave fabric trails while being kidnapped at 14 to help rescuers find her. Bert keeps confusing him with Davy Crockett.

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