The Toast

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JUST&T Married: Monday, July 6th, 2026

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The Wedding Guest List: A to Z Deep Dive and the Blake Lively Bombshell

At 44:30 · chapter starts 31:46

Armed with a People magazine article cataloguing every confirmed attendee from A to Z, Jackie and Claudia surface the guest list's two dominant themes: the random and the unforgivable. On the random side: Jessica Alba, Fergie, Dita Von Teese, Sacha Baron Cohen, Tate McRae (firmly Kardashian-adjacent), and Jamie Oliver all made the cut. On the unforgivable side: Blake Lively — who was at every single Chiefs game during the courtship, who is the godmother of Taylor's children, and who had 'It's a Love Story' as a core chapter of her friendship with Taylor — received no invitation. The hosts declare this final and irrefutable proof the friendship is over, likely due to fallout from the Justin Baldoni situation. Karlie Kloss's surprise inclusion generates nearly as much shock: despite years of reported estrangement linked to Scooter Braun's alleged receipt of inside information about Taylor's professional life through Karlie, she was there wearing gold — a color that Taylor Swift gaylore devotees read as coded communication. Kelly Teller's absence is also flagged, as she was Taylor's Golden Globes date barely a year before.

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