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What's In A Name? The Worst Movie Titles Ever

Explore episode Jun 24, 2026

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Listener Q: Why Do Films End Up With Terrible Titles?

At 22:35 · chapter starts 20:37

Chris Rand's question about films with poor box office results and bad titles — he cites I Love Boosters and Crime 101 — prompts Richard to develop a full critical taxonomy of terrible film titles. He acknowledges confirmation bias first: bad titles can be retrofitted as causes of failure after the fact, as with The Shawshank Redemption, which Tim Robbins reportedly feared was too much of a tongue-twister. But genuine patterns exist. Generic blandness — John Carter — leaves the audience with no hook. Franchise over-explanation (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania) signals exhaustion rather than excitement. Ludicrous grandeur (Quantum of Solace) alienates without intriguing. And the deadliest category: genre misdirection. The Constant Gardener sounds like a Jane Campion art film about a prisoner; it is a John le Carré spy thriller — but le Carré would never allow a title change, and without his name on a cinema marquee, Ralph Fiennes is just a man doing something involving a tiny garden. Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire is cited as an extreme case of a subtitle forced by naming conflicts. Marina and Richard contrast these with the clarity of Barbie, Oppenheimer and A Minecraft Movie — titles where audiences know immediately what they're getting.

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Richard Osman's Taxonomy of Terrible Film Titles

What's In A Name? The Worst Movie Titles Ever · Jun 24, 2026 TV & Film

Bad film titles fall into recognisable types: generic blandness (John Carter), franchise over-explanation (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania), ludicrous grandeur (Quantum of Solace), and the deadliest — suggesting the wrong genre entirely. The Constant Gardener sounds like a Jane Campion POW drama. It's a Le Carré spy thriller. No wonder it underperformed.

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