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The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Explore episode Apr 20, 2026
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The End: Comedy's New Independent Model

The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Apr 20, 2026 Arts

The End is independently produced storytelling where every comedian gets a cut of the revenue — not the typical 'here's $200, thanks for being on my show' arrangement. Ari built a lineup including Nate Bargatze, Miss Pat, and Jay Oakerson with a profit-sharing model that actually compensates performers.

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Before the episode formally begins, Bert and Tom deliver what amounts to an extended, comedic infomercial for their own vodka brand Por Osos. Bert opens with the hyperbolic claim that Por Osos is 'better than pussy' and credits it for improved sleep scores, while Tom pivots to legitimate marketing talking points about a proprietary distillation process and competition gold medals. The bit leans into absurdist sincerity — they're clearly selling their own product, but the sheer enthusiasm makes it work as entertainment. Bert closes with a gag about walking into bars and literally handing out bottles.

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