Podbit · The Bill Simmons Podcast
Spain conceded just 2.3 expected goals across 8 World Cup games, demolishing Brazil's longstanding record of 3.6 in 1994. Nobody got a sniff of their goal for an entire month-long tournament.
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The trio opens with big-picture reactions to Spain's World Cup Final victory, with Chris Ryan immediately framing it as 'ethical football' — the best team won the game it deserved to win. Anthony Dabbundo lands the episode's most stunning statistic: Argentina had zero shots on goal for 117 minutes and only one touch inside Spain's 18-yard box for over an hour [1] — Anthony Dabbundo "Argentina: 0 shots on goal for 117 mins: Argentina had zero shots on goal for 117 minutes of the World Cup Final, and only one touch inside…" 02:10 . Bill Simmons, watching with his son, notes the first half was a showcase for everything casual fans dislike about soccer, while the second half revealed Argentina's true 'rollerball' identity — cynical fouls, fake dives, and manufacturing calls. Chris Ryan compares Argentina's approach to the OKC Thunder, pushing referees to the absolute limit of what they'll tolerate. The panel also dwells on England's catastrophic semifinal loss and the torture of watching them turtle with a 1-0 lead, with Bill observing England 'evacuated the game like they evacuated America in the 1770s.' Anthony reveals Spain held a record 2.3 expected goals conceded across 8 games, demolishing Brazil's 1994 benchmark [2] — Anthony Dabbundo "Spain xG conceded: 2.3 in 8 games: Spain conceded only 2.3 expected goals across their entire 2026 World Cup run of 8 games, shattering Bra…" 12:49 , while all three marvel at Messi still being the player every opponent has to build a game plan around at 39.
Argentina pitched a no-hitter for 117 minutes of the World Cup Final — zero shots on goal and only one touch inside Spain's box for over an hour. The scoreline of 1-0 made it look competitive. It wasn't.
Argentina had zero shots on goal for 117 minutes of the World Cup Final, and only one touch inside Spain's 18-yard box for over 65 minutes.
Argentina have mastered the dark arts of elite-level gamesmanship — diving, fouling just inside the yellow-card limit, and manufacturing calls at crucial moments. Chris Ryan compared it directly to OKC Thunder's referee pressure tactics: it's a legitimate skill.
Spain's center back Pau Cubarsi was just 19 years old during the 2026 World Cup and is already considered one of the best passers in the world at his position.
England scored 6 goals against France in the meaningless third-place match — the same squad that couldn't break down Argentina in the semifinal while leading 1-0.
Spain had lost their last 4 major tournament shootouts — to Russia (2018), Italy (2021 Euros), Morocco (2022), and Portugal (Nations League) — before winning the 2026 final without needing penalties.
Thomas's wife deferred her CrossFit career — she's in the global top 1% of athletes — to put him through law school debt-free. He wants her to chase the dream now; she wants the emergency fund and house down payment first. On a $200K lawyer income with no debt, the opportunity cost is just a few months of slower saving.
Underground calisthenics battles are exactly like UFC meets a rap battle — 150 people crowded around a circle, fighters walking out with masks and chains, nicknames like 'Extra Money' vs 'Calisthenics the Prince,' and people throwing money and betting. The battle set: 100 burpees, 50 muscle-ups, 75 dips, 75 squats with a 65-pound dumbbell. This is the next big spectator sport.
Rico Verhoeven controlled the undisputed heavyweight boxing champion for approximately 10 rounds — and had his appeal upheld when officials admitted the fight was stopped after the bell. The result was never overturned. Rogan calls it either incompetence or corruption, and argues the money behind Usyk made an upset politically inconvenient.
Rogan lays out a blunt case: boxing's 3-judge system is structurally broken, and the judges know who the promoter wants to win. Glory's 5-judge format is the right model. Corruption doesn't have to be conscious — just knowing Usyk is the cash cow is enough to tilt the scales.
With the Usyk-Wilder fight stalling and Fury-Joshua coming too late, the real fight the world wants is the rematch. Rico is a free agent. Usyk vacated his belts. The story is unfinished and both Rogan and Rico know it. His Excellency Turki Alasheikh already called for it ringside — the question is money.
Rico texted Jason Statham during the Canelo-Crawford fight. Statham showed Rico's highlight videos to promoters. Two days later, Rico was on a call about fighting Anthony Joshua. When Joshua pulled out, Rico pitched Usyk himself — Undisputed vs. Undisputed. Usyk said yes in two weeks. The whole thing started with one text.
Every heavyweight who faced Usyk tried to move to the right — straight into his power hand. Rico and Peter Fury identified the obvious solution: move left, away from the left hand, and smother him with size. It sounds simple. Nobody had done it. That one adjustment was the foundation of 10 dominant rounds.
MMA fans boo when fights go to the ground. They love stand-up. Kickboxing is pure stand-up. Yet it barely exists in America while boxing and MMA are enormous. Rogan's diagnosis: no promotion machine. If the UFC got behind kickboxing the way they've built MMA, it would explode. The talent is there — the storytelling machine is not.
A nation of 17 million people gave the world Ramon Deckers, Peter Aerts, Badr Hari, Melvin Manhoef, Rob Kamen, Ernesto Hoost, and Rico Verhoeven. Rico's theory: the country is so small that every gym shares knowledge freely. In the US, you need a flight. In Holland, you drive 40 minutes and spar the national champion.
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