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Who's Back of the Week
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Zach's Who's Back is a full-blown comedy short story. It begins with a nautical movie screening — watching the film Mutiny on an actual boat with boat sounds — paired with 'social drinks,' escalates through an impromptu bar crawl, detours through a previously undiscovered nightclub, arrives at Taco Bell, and ends with Zach falling asleep mid-sip of a 24-ounce Diet Pepsi and waking up drenched in it. He then came to work without showering. The crew is equal parts horrified and delighted. A secondary Who's Back involves new Giants head coach Mike Vrabel carrying a dog to his first media availability, which PFT notes was transparently designed as a PR shield for a coach with a complicated recent reputation — but which everyone agrees was genius.
Tony Romo was arrested for an OWI in Milwaukee while competing in the Wisconsin Amateur golf tournament, where he shot 35-over. PFT brilliantly notes Wisconsin's first OWI is only a civil fine — making it 'Fisher-Price, My First DUI.'
Tony Romo was arrested for an OWI (operating while intoxicated) in Milwaukee while competing in the Wisconsin Amateur golf tournament, where he shot 35-over.
In Wisconsin, a first OWI offense is merely a civil penalty — a fine, not a criminal charge — which the hosts humorously called 'Fisher-Price, My First DUI.'
49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan was involved in a serious car crash on July 14th, suffering broken ribs and a severe concussion, but the news was withheld for nearly two weeks.
The NFL is officially back. PFT declares this the last Monday show without on-field football until after the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes's rehabbing left knee looks noticeably smaller than his right, and Brandon Aiyuk bought a $10M house in Northern Virginia for no apparent reason.
Zach went to a boat movie, had 'social drinks,' did a bar crawl home, hit a nightclub he'd never been to, got Taco Bell, popped a nicotine pouch, cracked a Diet Pepsi in bed — and woke up soaked in it with sticky sheets and his phone wet, then came straight to work without showering.
