2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Explore episode Jul 27, 2026

You have more like, I'm going to hold it down at my local hot dog stand fat. Your fat was like, it was the big sit different fat.

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He goes, can I get a belt? I give him a belt. He starts just like wailing, hitting everything. He goes, you're not hitting the notes, Mike.

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I think I was the founder of the TFL movement. I'm one of the founders. Total fucking loser.

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Once you're a part of the movement, you're always a member. You can never graduate.

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By every metric of handsome, I do not hit.

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But you may have sex appeal.

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I took the flyer, I made them into t-shirts, and I made money off of it. And they sold out.

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I'm not here to show any personal growth because I'm not sure there's a cure for my grievance.

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