Quote · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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You're Not Hitting The Notes, Mike
At 55:10 · chapter starts 54:34
The NetSuite read pitches NetSuite Next, an AI-integrated suite bringing together financials, inventory, HR, CRM, and commerce in one platform. Over 43,000 customers use it, and it's now free to try for businesses with revenues of at least $1 million via netsuite.ai/bears. The Factor Meals read positions the service as a summer-body shortcut: lean proteins, healthy fats, no artificial sweeteners, and a two-minute heat time. Bert singles out the Monterey Spinach Chicken. New subscribers get 50% off with code bears50off at factormeals.com/bears50off, plus free daily greens per box while supplies last until September 27, 2026.
Tom Segura's son Julian watched the Michael Jackson biopic and was confused by Joe Jackson beating Michael. He had never been hit, so he thought it was absurd. He asked for a belt, started wailing on furniture, and yelled 'You're not hitting the notes, Mike.' Tom reads this as proof his son grew up safely.
