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Camping Disaster at Leo Carrillo: No Fire, No Light, Sandwiches and Screaming
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Jules and Isa's recent camping trip at Leo Carrillo State Beach becomes a cautionary tale about underprepared outdoor survival. They had no fire, no flashlight (just phones), no grilling equipment, and their entire food supply was ham and cheese sandwiches with mustard — described by the group as prison food. Their phones died early, leaving them in darkness with nothing to do. The terror peaked at 4 AM when a nearby camper began screaming at his wife, just tents away, and Isa lay awake convinced she was going to die. Nobody told the man to stop. Bobby and Andrew agree: this is not real camping, it's a campsite with strangers. Real camping requires being way out. Bobby then offers his own anti-camping origin story: as a 12-year-old, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin Andy, waited for them to fall asleep, then drove to a hotel and slept there. Bobby has not voluntarily camped since. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee refuses to ever camp. The reason: as a child, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin, waited for them to fa…" 1:04:20 [2] — Andrew Santino "Andrew Santino liked the horror movie Obsession; Bobby Lee called it terrible and spent 15 minutes explaining why — the villain's wish was …" 02:43
Bobby Lee brought a van full of cooked spaghetti, bread, and salad to a village in the Philippines, feeding the residents. There was a goat tied up. The story made it into his graphic novel, which he signed copies of the previous day at a 'book signing' that Andrew mocked relentlessly.
Bobby Lee refuses to ever camp. The reason: as a child, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin, waited for them to fall asleep, then drove to a hotel and slept there, leaving the kids alone in the wilderness overnight.
Isa and her sister went camping at Leo Carrillo with only bread, ham, cheese, and mustard — no fire, no light source except phones.
