Bobby Lee refuses to ever camp. The reason: as a child, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin, waited for them to fall asleep, then drove to a hotel and slept there, leaving the kids alone in the wilderness overnight.
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Jules and Isa's recent camping trip at Leo Carrillo State Beach becomes a cautionary tale about underprepared outdoor survival. They had no fire, no flashlight (just phones), no grilling equipment, and their entire food supply was ham and cheese sandwiches with mustard — described by the group as prison food. Their phones died early, leaving them in darkness with nothing to do. The terror peaked at 4 AM when a nearby camper began screaming at his wife, just tents away, and Isa lay awake convinced she was going to die. Nobody told the man to stop. Bobby and Andrew agree: this is not real camping, it's a campsite with strangers. Real camping requires being way out. Bobby then offers his own anti-camping origin story: as a 12-year-old, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin Andy, waited for them to fall asleep, then drove to a hotel and slept there. Bobby has not voluntarily camped since. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee refuses to ever camp. The reason: as a child, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin, waited for them to fa…" 1:04:20 [2] — Andrew Santino "Andrew Santino liked the horror movie Obsession; Bobby Lee called it terrible and spent 15 minutes explaining why — the villain's wish was …" 02:43
Bobby Lee brought a van full of cooked spaghetti, bread, and salad to a village in the Philippines, feeding the residents. There was a goat tied up. The story made it into his graphic novel, which he signed copies of the previous day at a 'book signing' that Andrew mocked relentlessly.
Isa and her sister went camping at Leo Carrillo with only bread, ham, cheese, and mustard — no fire, no light source except phones.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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