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Hot Seat/Cool Throne

At 51:37 · chapter starts 37:22

Hot Seat/Cool Throne gets into full swing with Hank taking aim at people who criticized Erling Haaland for going to LIV nightclub after Norway's World Cup exit — arguing players deserve to let loose after historic performances. PFT's cool throne is a pair of Australian football players who were caught walking out of a family bathroom together and faced zero disciplinary action, which the team reads as society correctly treating men's bathroom trips together with the same acceptance as women's. Big Cat's hot seat belongs to Chicago Cubs/White Sox beat reporter Bruce Levine, who accidentally tweeted a private DM to a coach — containing thinly veiled sycophancy toward the coaching staff while calling GMs Jed Hoyer and Carter Hawkins 'Twinkle Dee and Twinkle Dumb', a creative misspelling of the Lewis Carroll characters. Big Cat's cool throne is the new ESPN QB rankings (Josh Allen No. 1, Patrick Mahomes No. 2), with Caleb Williams cracking the top 10 at No. 10, which the PMT team uses as Jalen Hurts motivation fuel. The segment closes on a parasitic intestinal disease sweeping Michigan and Ohio, which produces a lengthy comedic debate about which US states are most hardened by diarrhea.

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Hot Seat: Bruce Levine's Accidental Tweet

Roger Clemens, Open Championship Preview With Shane Bacon, … · Jul 15, 2026 Sports

Cubs/White Sox reporter Bruce Levine accidentally tweeted a message meant to be a private DM, sucking up to a coach while calling GMs Jed Hoyer and Carter Hawkins 'Twinkle Dee and Twinkle Dumb.' He also misspelled Tweedledee and Tweedledum from Alice in Wonderland. A classic text-to-tweet disaster that went up for 20 minutes before deletion.

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