Bad Friends

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Explore episode Aug 10, 2026

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Childhood Sleepover Trauma: Penises on Bobby's Face and Blanket Attacks

At 6:20 · chapter starts 5:25

The hosts trade deeply embarrassing childhood sleepover stories with the casual honesty that defines the show. Bobby's is the standout: friends drew penises all over his face at a Sacramento sleepover, he woke up humiliated, refused to stay, and walked roughly 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom tracked him down and drove him home. Andrew's contribution is marginally less scarring: he used to hold his claustrophobic best friend Sean under a blanket until he cried. Both hosts agree these are 'club behaviors' — things that seem normal until someone ends up sobbing.

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