The Tim Dillon Show

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498 - Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster

Explore episode Jun 6, 2026

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Ivanka Trump's Mediterranean Island and the Rich Are Escaping

At 1:15:10 · chapter starts 59:20

The episode's final segment ties all the threads together through the lens of Ivanka Trump's Mediterranean island project. Sazan Island is a 1,400-hectare Albanian ex-military base with no power, unexploded ordnance, 3,600 nuclear bunkers, bomb shelters, and miles of tunnels. Ivanka presents it as a luxury resort discovered on a boat trip. Tim calls it a doomsday bunker. He rolls out his theory: the rich know what's coming because they are making it happen. They are not in the dark. The project triggered riots in Albania and locals have already dubbed it Trump Island. Tim then delivers his most synthesized political argument of the episode: Trump promised to be the czar of the people, the honest rich scumbag who at least didn't pretend to be relatable. Instead, he's serving Israel, Qatar, and his own family while selling the government off for parts. He's turned every American into Mark D'Amelio — watching someone else's family get all the money and the fame and being told to feel proud of it. The episode closes with Tim surveying the landscape: Spencer Pratt grabbing a gas can, Mark D'Amelio skimming off the top, and Jared and Ivanka disappearing into the Mediterranean. Everybody's preparing. Good luck.

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