- CBA (Collective Bargaining Agreement)
- A contract negotiated between an employer (league/owners) and a union (players) setting wages, rules, and working conditions; referenced in the context of both MLB's looming labor dispute and college football governance.
- Antitrust protection
- Legal exemption from antitrust laws that would allow a governing body like the NCAA to enforce eligibility and conduct rules without being sued; Joel Klatt argues college football desperately needs this from Congress.
- NIL (Name, Image, Likeness)
- The right of college athletes to earn money from endorsements and sponsorships using their own identity; referenced as a key driver of escalating roster costs in college football.
- Transfer portal
- The NCAA database through which college athletes declare their intention to transfer to another school; a central mechanism of modern college football roster construction.
- RPO (Run-Pass Option)
- A play design in football where the quarterback reads a defender post-snap and chooses to hand off, run, or pass; Joel Klatt cited RPO volume as a key reason Josh Hoover fits Indiana's system.
- Love bombing
- Overwhelming someone with excessive affection or attention, often as a manipulation tactic; PFT Commenter used it humorously to describe Brandon Aiyuk's relentless public campaign to join the Washington Commanders.
- Kumbaya
- A spirit of harmony and agreement; used by the hosts to describe the intended cooperative format of the Mount Rushmore game before it broke down into argument.
- Patch (video game)
- A software update released after a game launches to fix bugs or add new content; Joel Klatt explained that EA Sports releases patches every 30–45 days for College Football 27 requiring additional voiceover recording.
- Thermal shock
- A purported physical reaction to a sudden temperature change; PFT Commenter cited the European belief that entering air conditioning when it's much hotter outside can cause heart problems.
- Panini maker
- A countertop appliance that grills and presses sandwiches; briefly considered and rejected as a Mount Rushmore pick.
- Pump down
- Caleb Williams' term for his pre-game music philosophy of listening to calm, slow music to achieve mental evenness rather than hyping himself up.
- Straw man
- A misrepresentation of someone's argument that is easier to attack; PFT Commenter accused Hank of constructing a straw man version of the hosts' US soccer optimism.
- Automatic qualifier (AQ)
- A guaranteed playoff berth for conference champions or division winners without needing a selection committee's approval; Joel Klatt advocates for AQs in the CFP to give more programs a defined path.
- Fruitist
- A premium berry brand in which Caleb Williams is an investor, known for large, firm blueberries grown on farms including one in Peru.
- Gaslighting
- A form of psychological manipulation where someone causes another person to question their own memory or perception; both PFT and Hank accuse each other of gaslighting during the soccer dispute.
- Lumumba
- Patrice Lumumba, the first democratically elected Prime Minister of the Democratic Republic of Congo, whose assassination by Belgian-backed forces became iconic; a Congolese World Cup fan channels his spirit by standing perfectly still during matches.
- Marie Kondo
- A Japanese organizing consultant and author known for her 'KonMari' method of decluttering by keeping only items that 'spark joy'; PFT recommended her Netflix show to Zach as a solution to his hoarding problem.
- Dolly (moving)
- A flat platform on wheels used to transport heavy boxes or furniture; Zach admitted he used the term loosely and his 'dolly' is actually an industrial laundry basket with wheels.
- Iceman
- A nickname Caleb Williams earned near the end of the 2025 Bears season for his composure under pressure; also the title of a Drake album Caleb wondered might reference him given his connection to Drake's circle.
- Kegerator
- A refrigerator modified to store and dispense a keg of beer on tap; briefly floated as a distinct Mount Rushmore appliance pick before being ruled a fridge variant.