Pardon My Take

Podbit · Pardon My Take

Caleb Williams, Joel Klatt, USMNT Loses To Turkey, National Sports Podcast Rapid Fire, Mt Rushmore Of Household Appliances + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Explore episode Jun 26, 2026

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Fyre Fest of the Week

At 2:20:33 · chapter starts 2:11:58

Hank's Fyre Fest: a routine dental crown appointment reduced him to a tense, tensed-up mess who the dentist had to repeatedly tell to stop tensing. PFT's Fyre Fest: Brandon Aiyuk's relentless social media lobbying to join the Washington Commanders has crossed into stalker territory — PFT now yearns for the mental stability and groundedness of Stefon Diggs. Zach's Fyre Fest: he is moving to a new apartment 800 feet away, has no car, no couch (he's leaving it), and what he calls a 'dolly' is actually an industrial laundry basket with wheels. The crew immediately volunteers a PMT TV episode where all nine of them physically walk his belongings down the street. Big Cat closes with the end of Pug softball season — undefeated in the playoffs, 8-1 on the year, rained out before the semifinals, channeling a Florida State 'we're the champions' energy despite not finishing.

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