2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Tom's DMT Experience: The Black-and-White Sketch World

Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Jun 29, 2026 Health & Fitness

Tom Segura's DMT experience lasted about 15 minutes, but not in a chill way. His entire visual field turned into a black-and-white sketchbook drawing and he was terrified it was permanent. Then the visuals shifted to surfacing unresolved thoughts — grief, death, purpose — which he found genuinely rewarding.

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The Subconscious Mind & Nasty Bert

At 18:27 · chapter starts 16:23

Bert discloses that Tom came up in his therapy session when Bert was discussing mushrooms as a possible transition tool before returning to drinking. He told his therapist Tom does DMT and the therapist's eyes lit up — particularly when Bert mentioned Tom had done it 'in a hotel room,' prompting Leanne to ask what DMT even is. Tom takes over to describe the experience in remarkable detail: the first phase was his entire visual field converting to a black-and-white sketchbook rendering of reality, which he genuinely feared was permanent. He closed his eyes, reopened them, and everything was still sketched — terrifying. The second phase was more rewarding: shelved thoughts surfaced for examination, including grief about his father, death, and purpose. Tom's assessment is that DMT forces you to look at things you'd normally avoid, which is its core value. He notes the entire experience lasted roughly 15 minutes. Bert confesses he hasn't done it in a while, and the conversation drifts briefly through kratom and ecstasy before the Ultra Pouches ad read.

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Sober Bert Is the Nastiest Bert

Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Jun 29, 2026 Health & Fitness

Sobriety didn't make Bert kinder — it made him meaner. He's started refusing unreasonable work requests flat-out, leaving events when he wants, and pushing back on anyone who talks to him sideways. He thinks it's pent-up years of being the guy everyone assumed would just go along.

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