2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Explore episode Apr 20, 2026

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The national championship game story begins with Bert and Tom having successfully lost enough weight for the bet, staying in Atlanta's Fourth Ward across from Ebenezer Baptist Church. Miss Pat warned them about the crowds, but nothing prepared them for what Bert describes as a Vietnam-evacuation-level mob scene — made worse by Trump's arrival. Tom's solution: locate two young Black men in official-looking blue coats, hand them $300 each, and have them clear a path through the all-white crowd, which worked brilliantly until a woman called out Tom for using them specifically because 'we wouldn't say anything.' The two men immediately walked off. Bert and Tom were left stranded next to their accuser, with Bert announcing 'I'm on Netflix, motherfucker' to a crowd that had never heard of either of them.

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