Quote · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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The national championship game story begins with Bert and Tom having successfully lost enough weight for the bet, staying in Atlanta's Fourth Ward across from Ebenezer Baptist Church. Miss Pat warned them about the crowds, but nothing prepared them for what Bert describes as a Vietnam-evacuation-level mob scene — made worse by Trump's arrival. Tom's solution: locate two young Black men in official-looking blue coats, hand them $300 each, and have them clear a path through the all-white crowd, which worked brilliantly until a woman called out Tom for using them specifically because 'we wouldn't say anything.' The two men immediately walked off. Bert and Tom were left stranded next to their accuser, with Bert announcing 'I'm on Netflix, motherfucker' to a crowd that had never heard of either of them. [1] — Bert Kreischer "Faced with a Vietnam-level mob outside the national championship game, Tom Segura handed two strangers in blue coats $300 each to escort hi…" 1:01:00
In 2016, Bert was drinking Tito's religiously during a weight-loss challenge and tried to partner with the brand. Tito himself told Bert to go fuck himself and stop drinking Tito's. So Bert started Por Osos. The revenge arc is now on store shelves.
Tito Beveridge, founder of Tito's Vodka, told Bert Kreischer to 'go fuck himself and stop drinking Tito's' when Bert sought to partner with the brand.
