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"RE-RELEASE: Tom Hanks"

Explore episode Jun 11, 2026

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Tom Hanks Plays Falstaff: The Medical Emergency and the Shakespeare Improv

At 32:55 · chapter starts 31:28

Tom Hanks describes performing Falstaff with the Shakespeare Center Los Angeles in an outdoor VA Center garden in West Los Angeles, among eucalyptus trees. Midway through the nearly three-hour show, a man had a medical episode. EMTs arrived, the lights came up, and a 30-minute hold began. Tom and the cast waited backstage wondering whether to do something — and then Tom saw a woman reach for her purse. He sprinted out and started improvising Shakespearean commands and ridicule, telling people to sit down using whatever old-English phrasings he could summon, threatening and cajoling and ridiculing in equal measure until enough people stayed. Sean Hayes confirms it was hilarious and that Tom improvised it entirely in Shakespearean English — the thing that most impressed him.

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