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Little Asian Eyes
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The episode kicks off with the Bad Friends jingle and the hosts riffing immediately on Bobby Lee's eye doctor visit — a genuinely remarkable first in his 54 years of life. Bobby recounts the whole experience: the futuristic lab equipment, the interior eye scan, the HOVM eye chart he could barely read. The real punchline arrives when the doctor walked him outside, placed glasses on his face, and Bobby saw trees across the street for the first time with clarity. He describes it like a miracle. Andrew is merciless: 'It's just glasses. Glasses were invented in 1268.' Bobby compounds the revelation by announcing he's getting bifocals — long distance on top, reading on the bottom — so he can finally see everything clearly, including, he notes ominously, his own belly button. The segment closes on Bobby's caveat that after removing the doctor's glasses, everything seemed blurry, suggesting he may have already adapted to impaired vision as his baseline normal.
Bobby Lee visited an eye doctor for the first time and was genuinely shocked to discover he'd been half-blind his whole life. The doctor walked him outside and put glasses on him — Bobby immediately saw trees across the street he couldn't make out before, calling it a miracle. Andrew's response: 'It's just glasses. They were invented in 1268.'
Bobby Lee visited an eye doctor for the first time and discovered he has significant distance vision problems, having never worn glasses in his life.
Bobby's eye doctor told him, after scanning the interior of his eye with advanced equipment, that his eyesight should remain healthy into his 80s.
