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It Follows
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The final group of Quinnipiac film students includes Jack, who pitches a horror concept where a college student feels followed everywhere. The terrifying twist? The thing following him was the anxiety of a forgotten test the whole time. Bobby and Andrew respectfully note this is essentially It Follows, which Jack hasn't seen. Their most meaningful contribution to the project: the protagonist must have an extraordinarily long penis that drags on the floor, the footsteps he hears are actually it dragging, and the film's ending involves his penis independently writing his test. Oliver pitches a meth-addicted grocery delivery driver — Bobby immediately casts Simon Rex — who breaks into an elderly customer's house and accidentally calls the police on himself after stealing something that might be meth. Andrew demands the driver kill the old lady. Bobby declares the movie uncastable because they need an Asian actor with an ankle-length penis.
