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Men Are Useless: Paige Calls Her Mom on Speaker

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The competence conversation tips into a full rant when Paige recalls calling her mother and not realizing she was on speaker — proceeding to demand that her mom name one useful thing her father had done in the last two weeks while her dad listened in silence. Her mother eventually defended him, but Paige's broader point stands: she grew up assuming men were capable and was genuinely shocked in her early 30s to discover otherwise. Hannah and Paige both land on the birth story as the definitive proof of female superiority: friends are now describing unmedicated twin labors and all-fours deliveries, and both hosts agree that once labor is introduced, the competition is simply over. The segment closes with Paige noting that her angry pre-podcast emails had set the tone for the whole recording session — and Hannah confirming she could feel the murder energy the moment she logged on.