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Kylie Jenner, Timothée Chalamet, and Knicks Ticket Fairness
At 17:54 · chapter starts 16:25
Hannah opens with what she calls an underreported relationship story: Kylie Jenner is discovering that her boyfriend Timothée Chalamet contains multitudes, specifically a shirtless, crowd-jumping, theater-kid version that emerges during playoff basketball. Kylie's response — filming him on a digital camera for her photo dump — is, Hannah notes, proof that at the end of the day everyone is just a girl. The segment pivots to a fairness argument: Hannah thinks there should be free sections reserved for lifelong fans who supported the Knicks through the bad years, rather than $40,000 tickets going exclusively to celebrities. Paige mentions the New York mayor created a $50 lottery for World Cup tickets at New Jersey's stadium, suggesting something similar could work for basketball. The closing joke — that crime rates in NYC drop to zero during playoff games because all the men are occupied watching TV — is Hannah's most quotable line of the segment.
Paige DeSorbo noted that the Knicks' playoff win produced the most visible emotion from men that she'd seen in years. Hannah agreed: this was exactly what New York needed going into summer — proof that men are capable of human emotion outlets beyond anger and confusion.
Hannah joked that New York City's crime rate was at an all-time low during the Knicks game because all the men were busy watching television.
