NYC crime jokingly at all-time low during Knicks game
Hannah joked that New York City's crime rate was at an all-time low during the Knicks game because all the men were busy watching television.
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Jun 12, 2026
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Kylie Jenner, Timothée Chalamet, and Knicks Ticket Fairness
At 18:28 · chapter starts 16:25
Hannah opens with what she calls an underreported relationship story: Kylie Jenner is discovering that her boyfriend Timothée Chalamet contains multitudes, specifically a shirtless, crowd-jumping, theater-kid version that emerges during playoff basketball. Kylie's response — filming him on a digital camera for her photo dump — is, Hannah notes, proof that at the end of the day everyone is just a girl. The segment pivots to a fairness argument: Hannah thinks there should be free sections reserved for lifelong fans who supported the Knicks through the bad years, rather than $40,000 tickets going exclusively to celebrities. Paige mentions the New York mayor created a $50 lottery for World Cup tickets at New Jersey's stadium, suggesting something similar could work for basketball. The closing joke — that crime rates in NYC drop to zero during playoff games because all the men are occupied watching TV — is Hannah's most quotable line of the segment.
Men Showed Emotion for the First Time in Years
Paige DeSorbo noted that the Knicks' playoff win produced the most visible emotion from men that she'd seen in years. Hannah agreed: this was exactly what New York needed going into summer — proof that men are capable of human emotion outlets beyond anger and confusion.
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