Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Ep 621 - Landlubbers

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Matt's Bum Day: Dirt Bike, Dogs, and Bloody Pump

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Shane's day recently achieved what he and Matt call 'full bum status': he fell off his dirt bike, ripping the skin down to the white meat, then immediately got chased by dogs — all while bleeding. Somehow the day ended at the gym, where he got what he describes as a 'bloody pump,' an accomplishment he's weirdly proud of. He briefly considered the cold plunge for recovery but thought better of it, reasoning that blood in the water might attract sharks — a logic chain that says everything about his mental state. Matt riffs on the social awkwardness of women swimming during their periods in public pools, which spirals into a shared observation about how the week before a partner's period is somehow always the most surprising.

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Shane's 'Bum Day': Dirt Bike, Dogs, and a Bloody Pump

Ep 621 - Landlubbers · Jun 26, 2026 Society & Culture

Matt had a 'full bum day': fell off his dirt bike and went down to the white meat, got chased by dogs, and then still hit the gym for a bloody pump. He considered the cold plunge but decided against it to avoid attracting sharks.

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