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Episode 670: Father's Day w/ Stephen King & Joe Hill

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Closing: Thank Yous, Shitters, and 'Call Me Steve'

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Marcus closes the formal interview with a thank you and one last indulgence: getting to ask Stephen King about the insult 'shitters' from Christine — the answer being that his favorite line is actually 'I'm going to sell this shithole and buy a condo,' which he attributes to John Carpenter's screenplay. Stephen delivers his parting edict: 'Next time you see me, none of that Mr. King shit. I'm Steve.' The hosts break character immediately, with Henry admitting he was too overwhelmed during the interview to engage properly with Obsession, and Marcus noting Stephen voluntarily made the terrifying Obsession face unprompted. They plug the Patreon, Netflix show, social handles, and the JK Ultra Tour's upcoming Tulsa and Oklahoma City dates — including the possibility of a Tulsa livestream — before launching into a gleefully absurdist tourism pitch for Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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