2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Doug Stanhope Fought City Hall

At 1:03:43 · chapter starts 59:19

Tom has been sitting on Doug Stanhope's city council appearance and finally plays it. The backstory is grim: Stanhope's estranged best friend of 35 years, the owner of Chuckleheads comedy club in Bisbee, murdered his ex-wife's father and then himself — closing the town's only comedy venue. Stanhope turns up to city council, eulogizes the club in the most Stanhope way imaginable, then proposes turning the council's first-and-third-Tuesday public comment period into a comedy open mic, dubbing it 'Kill Bisbee Council' after the Kill Tony podcast. He invites every comedian driving from LA to Austin to stop by. The hosts are delighted. Bert then shares his favorite Stanhope story: a woman wrote a furious complaint letter after a show, and Stanhope replied in character as an actor reading lines written by the venue — and the woman believed him. Tom eulogizes Stanhope as 'the Bukowski of stand-up' with no successor in sight.

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