2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do

At 19:54 · chapter starts 19:38

Tom sets the scene: Tallahassee, post-game dinner, Bert on fire. Ten appetizers ordered for the table, then four full entrées for Bert alone — a steak, two pasta dishes, and a ham — plus roughly 20 doubles over the course of the day. Tom's reaction watching it in real time was pure awe. Bert doesn't deny any of it. He misses the freedom of that kind of eating, even as he acknowledges getting sick on his tour bus at 2am from food alone while on Mounjaro. Tom notes he loves overeating in principle and the two briefly discuss a shared sushi problem: no matter how much they try to calibrate their order based on last time's excess, they always finish the meal feeling sick. The chapter ends with Bert asking the studio to order sushi for lunch.

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The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave · Jul 27, 2026 Comedy

At a dinner in Tallahassee after the Florida State–Alabama game, Bert Kreischer ordered 10 appetizers for the table, then 4 full entrées for himself — steak, two pastas, and ham — while putting down roughly 20 double drinks over the course of the day. Tom watched and thought: this man is out of his mind.

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