Paige booked into Four Seasons under 'Mimi LaRue'
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Giggling about virginity, confessionals, and cheating
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Jun 12, 2026
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Celebrity Gossip: Taylor Swift's MSG Wedding and Kylie's Lore
At 12:25 · chapter starts 11:40
With the game debrief concluded, the conversation swerves naturally into celebrity commentary. Paige reveals she was watching TikTok theories about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce potentially already having a secret ceremony and just throwing a summer party. Hannah is fully enchanted by Taylor showing up to the game with the Haim sisters in hand-made matching shirts — exactly the kind of friend homework she herself could never execute. But Hannah's real preoccupation is the Jordyn Woods–Kylie Jenner arc: they're hugging, they're being warm, but they're not sitting together, which suggests a careful, deliberate reconciliation. The question of whether Khloé Kardashian has truly forgiven Jordyn — who kissed Tristan Thompson at a party — is posed and loosely resolved: probably yes, because Tristan himself is now engaged to someone else and Khloé, reportedly, does not give a flying fuck.
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