Musso arrested in 2023
Mitchel Musso was arrested in 2023 for allegedly stealing a bag of chips from a hotel market, public intoxication, and traffic violations; charges were later dismissed.
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The Clam Slam Heard Round The World: Friday, June 26th, 2026
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Story 5: Mitchel Musso Explains Why He Skipped Hannah Montana Reunion
At 43:03 · chapter starts 39:53
Claudia reads Musso's extended quote from the Joe Vulpes podcast in which he explains that his 'kid self was banking' on a proper Hannah Montana reunion episode or movie, and that having waited 10 years to come back, he refused to participate in something that didn't feel 'correct.' Jackie's response is immediate and merciless: who does he think he's punishing? She genuinely didn't know he wasn't at the reunion. She adds that she suspects Emily Osment's absence may have led to Musso's invitation being quietly rescinded. Jackie then reads Musso's 2023 arrest record — chips theft from a hotel market, public intoxication, $1,000 bond, charges later dismissed — concluding it's 'erratic stuff' but probably not bad enough to get him kicked off the Disney lot.
Musso skipped reunion — waited 10 years
Mitchel Musso said he'd been waiting 10 years for the Hannah Montana reunion and declined because it wasn't presented as a full episode or movie.
Mitchell Musso Turned Down Hannah Montana — And Nobody Noticed
Mitchel Musso declined the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary reunion because it wasn't an actual episode or movie. Jackie's response: she didn't even know he wasn't there. His artistic stand punished exactly no one.
Musso's bond — $1,000
Musso was released after posting a $1,000 bond following his 2023 arrest.
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