2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Snapshot · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Explore episode May 4, 2026

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Wild Drug Stories

At 56:00 · chapter starts 47:57

The drug discussion begins innocuously — Bert wondering why so many sober people in his feed are addicted to kratom — and escalates fast. Tom reveals they used to sponsor kratom as a pre-workout supplement, then they look up the science live: kratom binds to the same opioid receptors as morphine and oxycodone. Tom then relays Dr. Drew's brilliant cocaine-vs-PCP behavioral split: cocaine users see cops and run, PCP users see cops and charge. The stories get wilder: a hotel guest returns from breakfast to find a cleaner passed out in their bed after mistaking a bag of ketamine for cocaine; British kids in a park dose an Irish traveler and film his K-hole. Bert concludes he'd consider ketamine only if it helped with his flying anxiety. The chapter closes with Tom referencing Matthew Perry's ketamine death as a sobering data point.

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