Bobby makes a serious-ish case for bringing back public shaming rituals for World Cup losers — no Cracker Barrel for US players, Korean players in a gulag, the Netherlands banned from brothels. The bit escalates into North Korea's actual manual labor consequences and Uday Hussein's legendary brutality.
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Sparked by footage of the South Korean team being shamed at Seoul airport, Bobby makes his case: public shaming would make athletes try harder, and he's prepared to design culturally specific punishments. American players get banned from Cracker Barrel, Costco, and AM/PM for five years. The Netherlands, who lost to Morocco, get banned from brothels. Russia's team goes to a gulag. Germany, who lost to Paraguay, should spend time at Auschwitz. Bobby then grounds the bit in reality: North Korea allegedly sent every player and coach to a mining facility for a year after their 8-1 loss to Portugal. Andrew reads out that Saddam Hussein's son Uday, who ran Iraq's Olympic Committee, reportedly tortured and imprisoned players after embarrassing losses [1] — Andrew Santino "Uday Hussein tortured Iraqi soccer players after losses: Andrew read aloud that Saddam Hussein's son Uday, who headed the Iraqi Olympic Com…" 09:13 . The bit lands because the escalation is so specific — and because some of it is apparently true.
Bobby recounted that after North Korea's 8-1 loss to Portugal in the World Cup, every player and coach was reportedly sent to a mining facility for a year of manual labor.
Andrew read aloud that Saddam Hussein's son Uday, who headed the Iraqi Olympic Committee, reportedly tortured and imprisoned national soccer players following embarrassing losses.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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