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Dating Asian Orange

Explore episode Jul 27, 2026
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Am I Objectively Handsome? Jimmy Tatro Weighs In

Dating Asian Orange · Jul 27, 2026 Comedy

Bobby drags newly arrived guest Jimmy Tatro into an immediate attractiveness debate, asking him point-blank: 'Am I objectively handsome?' Jimmy's telling hesitation proves Bobby's point. The verdict: 70-30 in Jimmy's favor globally, 99-1 historically per Bobby's own estimate.

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Objectively Handsome

At 30:20 · chapter starts 30:00

The arrival of Jimmy Tatro — an objectively handsome man — is perfectly timed. Bobby directs him to the blue chair, notes Jack Black once sat there, and wastes no time before the central question: 'Am I objectively handsome in societal terms?' Jimmy pauses. The pause is so long it proves Bobby's point before a word is said. Jimmy lands on 'maybe not objectively, but you may have sex appeal'. Bobby extrapolates: if 100 women from around the world saw photos of them both head-to-toe without knowing who they were, the split would be 70-30 in Jimmy's favor. Jimmy thinks maybe 65-35. Andrew insists it would be the same for him and Bobby. Bobby counters that historically — in Rome, in Mesopotamia — the number would approach 99-1. Andrew and Jimmy agree Bobby's confident walk and presence are part of a package that transcends conventional handsomeness. Bobby is satisfied and moves on.

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