Not all cruises are Adam Devine cruises. Bobby Lee identifies a specific type he calls the 'white people adventurism cruise' — Kilimanjaro, cave spelunking, ancient temples. These are the people who discovered caves in Vietnam before the Vietnamese bothered to look inside. And now they've brought hantavirus back from Argentina via bird-watching.
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The hantavirus conversation was already percolating — Bobby says four different people had brought it up to him that day — and he finally gets to lay out his full understanding of the virus. Most strains, he explains, are contracted by inhaling particles from rat urine or feces, commonly in rural or agricultural settings in South America. The Andes strain is the dangerous exception: it can spread human-to-human, and it is the strain linked to the cruise ship outbreak. The infected couple originally caught it while bird-watching in Argentina, bringing it onto the boat. Andrew's response is immediate and absolute: 'Stop watching birds. They don't need to be watched.' Bobby then places this in the broader context of 'white people adventurism cruises' — the kind that go to Kilimanjaro, into cave systems, and to ancient temples — contrasting them with the Adam Devine-style cruise he once attended. He notes that white explorers discovered caves in Vietnam before the Vietnamese bothered to enter them, which he takes as evidence of a pattern.
Bobby Lee delivers a surprisingly accurate breakdown of hantavirus: most strains come from rat droppings, but the Andes strain — found on a recent cruise — is human-to-human transmissible. The couple who got it were bird-watching in Argentina. Bobby's verdict: this is a white people problem. Andrew's addendum: stop watching birds.
The Andes strain of hantavirus — the one on a recent cruise ship — can spread human-to-human, unlike most strains that require exposure to rodent droppings.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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