Bobby Lee was eating at a restaurant when a group of fans approached. He asked if any of the guys were her boyfriend, then asked what she looks for in a guy. She said: 'Not Asian.' Carlos explains Bobby was just being an 'unck' — an older guy acting avuncular. Andrew demonstrates a proper unck line. Nobody fully recovers from this exchange.
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Barely recovered from the eye doctor conversation, Bobby pivots to his dental situation — and it is grim. His dentist warned him that his foundations and root structures are so compromised that by age 60, all his remaining teeth will have fallen out. He has what he calls 'gingivitis number 5.' Andrew, puzzled, looks up Korean dental health and discovers that Koreans practice the '333 rule' — brushing three times a day, three minutes each — and are widely recognized for having some of the strongest teeth in the world. This makes Bobby's situation a notable genetic anomaly. The hosts debate flossing frequency (Bobby claims daily, Andrew admits one to two times a week at best), and Bobby considers getting dental implants drilled into bone. The segment lands on a bleak but funny image: perfect long-distance vision, zero teeth.
Bobby Lee got double bad news: perfect long-distance vision, but his dentist says all his teeth will fall out by age 60. His foundations and roots are shot — full-on gingivitis level 5. Andrew tried to comfort him by pointing out Koreans are known for having the world's strongest teeth. Bobby is apparently the exception.
Bobby Lee was told by his dentist that due to his weak dental foundations, all his remaining teeth will likely fall out by the time he reaches 60.
Andrew Santino cited the Korean '333 rule' — brushing 3 times a day for 3 minutes each — as evidence that Koreans are known for exceptionally strong teeth.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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