Three Quinnipiac film students pitch horror movie concepts that get immediately hijacked by Bobby and Andrew: a ranch becomes the world's first crystal meth lab terrorized by Lithuanian werewolves; a sculptor's Marco Rubio statue comes to life and falls in love with the original; and a college student is 'haunted' by anxiety over a forgotten test.
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The first pair of Quinnipiac film interns — Jack and Catherine — are brought in to pitch horror movie concepts while Bobby and Andrew act as producer-interlopers. Catherine pitches a Western set in 1899 about a character named Thomasin Bell on a terrorized ranch. By the time Bobby and Andrew are done, it's set in 1940 (for AA program reasons), the ranch is the world's first crystal meth laboratory, the villain is Lithuania (the country, operating as werewolves), the main character is renamed 'Big T,' and the love interest is a Lithuanian double agent helping Big T get sober. Jack's pitch is a sculptor who made his magnum opus — a statue of Marco Rubio — which comes to life. Two Marco Rubios now coexist. They fall in love in Little Havana. Bobby declares both projects funded and then immediately loses interest. [1] — Bobby Lee "Three Quinnipiac film students pitch horror movie concepts that get immediately hijacked by Bobby and Andrew: a ranch becomes the world's f…" 43:55
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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