Andrew Santino fell asleep on his couch eating chips and salsa while watching SportsCenter, and woke up to a salsa disaster so extreme it looked like someone had broken into his house with extra salsa and then left with the bottles. Bobby's response: he eats at a kitchen table like a civilized person.
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Andrew, a self-described Ferrari devotee, pulls up images of the brand's first all-electric vehicle and asks Bobby for an unfiltered first impression. Bobby: 'Love it.' Andrew: genuinely sad. For Andrew, the design is one of the most atrocious Ferrari has ever released — online media apparently agrees — and at $640,000 or $7,000 a month to lease, the disappointment stings harder. Bobby wants to matte it. From there the conversation drifts domestic: Andrew fell asleep on the couch the previous night eating chips and salsa while watching SportsCenter, woke up to find salsa distributed across his furniture in volumes that defied the jar it came from, and didn't want to go upstairs and wake his wife. Bobby's rebuttal: he eats every meal alone at a kitchen table while looking into the living room, refusing to bring food to the couch because of an expensive rug. [1] — Andrew Santino "Ferrari released its first all-electric car, the Ferrari Luce, priced at $640,000 with a $7,000/month lease. Bobby loves it. Andrew, a self…" 31:00
Ferrari released its first all-electric car, the Ferrari Luce, priced at $640,000 with a $7,000/month lease. Bobby loves it. Andrew, a self-described Ferrari diehard, calls it one of the most atrocious designs they've ever released and is genuinely sad.
Ferrari's first all-electric car, the Ferrari Luce, was priced at $640,000 with a lease price of approximately $7,000 per month.
Inspired by the horror movie Obsession, Bobby Lee built a decoy body on his bed with pillows, pushed his nightstand against the wall, crouched in the corner in a backwards hoodie with the hood over his face, and waited 45 minutes in total darkness for his girlfriend to come wake him up. She screamed.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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