Podbit · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
When you hit 70, your fear of death and your horniness don't fight each other — they fuse into the single most powerful force known to man. Shane says it like he just discovered gravity, and the room immediately knows it's true.
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The mere mention of Bam Margera skating again lights Shane up. He calls it Bam's 'victory over his demons' and says the 13-year-old version of him goes absolutely wild at the sight. Matt joins in, reminiscing about spotting Bam's purple Lamborghini in West Chester when he was a kid. Lemaire then casually reveals he used to work at the Burger King near the Jackass crew's stomping grounds from 2008 to about 2024, and that Wee Man would regularly come through the drive-through with customized pedal extensions. He also met a Jackass member who famously hated mustard — and Lemaire would always offer him mustard, just for the bit. The segment has real warmth for a group of guys who clearly grew up idolizing these people.
Bam Margera is back skateboarding, and Shane Gillis can't contain the joy. For Shane, seeing Bam on a board again isn't just nostalgia — it's proof that someone can conquer their demons. That 13-year-old inside him is screaming 'Bam's back!'
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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