Podbit · Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Shane drank White Claws on the way to the NBA Finals and was so hungover he couldn't leave his room the next day, causing the crew to set up and then pack down without recording. Now Matt's out of town and Lemaire's filling in.
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