Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During COVID, Brendon Walsh infiltrated professional Zoom meetings and paid strangers off Craigslist $40 to suddenly stand up naked mid-meeting. The target audience was the unsuspecting meeting attendees — not the public. He never posted the footage.
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Bert connects the Walsh and Stanhope conversation to his own career fatigue, expressing a desire for a sabbatical — not quitting comedy, but working somewhere like Home Depot just to find funny material with zero professional pressure. Tom reminds him he already has the best possible job. The episode closes on a unexpectedly touching note: Bert explains to Tom why he flew all the way to Austin for just 4 hours. Zolo suggested Tom come to Tampa next time, but Bert knew Tom had young kids and didn't want to pull him away. So Bert flew in, recorded, and will fly right back — white-knuckling a Southwest flight to Tampa [1] — Bert Kreischer "Bert flew into Austin just to record Two Bears so Tom wouldn't have to leave his kids. He was there for 4 hours total. That's the whole thi…" 1:15:48 . He frames this as what friendship actually is: doing something inconvenient for someone you love without being asked. Tom is visibly moved. The show outro plays and they wrap — promising to see everyone at the Rose Bowl on May 9th.
Bert flew into Austin just to record Two Bears so Tom wouldn't have to leave his kids. He was there for 4 hours total. That's the whole thing — and it's genuinely touching.
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