Podbit · Pardon My Take
With Max and Hank absent for a wedding, Big Cat, PFT, and Zach did a pen-and-paper Mount Rushmore of Weapons with zero research. PFT took nuclear bomb first overall, Big Cat countered with sniper rifle and cyber warfare, Zach went AK-47 and the Force, and Big Cat shocked the room with 'big perfect tits' as his most powerful weapon. No Googling. Pure instinct.
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The premise is set: no Googling, just pen and paper, and the three go pick by pick in a weapons draft. PFT uses the first overall pick on nuclear bomb (covering everything from Fat Man to the Tsar Bomba), which wipes out Big Cat's top two picks — nuclear and hydrogen bomb. Big Cat pivots to sniper rifle and cyber warfare, explaining that China pressing a button and disabling all technology scares him more than a bomb. Zach takes AK-47 and the Force from Star Wars, then rounds out with C4 plastic explosive for its spy-mission flexibility. Big Cat's wildcard: big perfect tits, 'brings any man to his knees.' PFT takes sword and rocket launcher. The honorable mentions segment is equally chaotic: flamethrower, landmines, drones, tommy gun, Belgian Malinois dogs, Mario Kart red turtle shells, and a trebuchet all make the list [1] — Big Cat "With Max and Hank absent for a wedding, Big Cat, PFT, and Zach did a pen-and-paper Mount Rushmore of Weapons with zero research. PFT took n…" 55:03 .
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