Pardon My Take

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NBA Free Agency With Brian Windhorst, World Cup, Balogun's Red Card Suspended And People Are Big Mad At The US, Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Wedding + Mt Rushmore Of Weapons

Explore episode Jul 6, 2026
Comedy
Mount Rushmore of Weapons: No Googling, Pure Chaos

NBA Free Agency With Brian Windhorst, World Cup, Balogun's … · Jul 6, 2026 Comedy

With Max and Hank absent for a wedding, Big Cat, PFT, and Zach did a pen-and-paper Mount Rushmore of Weapons with zero research. PFT took nuclear bomb first overall, Big Cat countered with sniper rifle and cyber warfare, Zach went AK-47 and the Force, and Big Cat shocked the room with 'big perfect tits' as his most powerful weapon. No Googling. Pure instinct.

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