Podbit · Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe
Rob Beckett paid €5 per bottle for water at Tenerife Airport. €15 for three bottles. The trio spiral into a wider rant about inflated prices at minibars, airport shops, service station petrol, and cinema snacks — the universal experience of knowing something is overpriced and paying it anyway.
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Rob reads out a campaign sent in by listener Poppy Murray called BLADS (blads.co.uk), which stands for Be visible, Ease tension by making a phone call, Look away don't stare, Active bystander, Distance yourself, and Suggest walking a friend home — six practical steps for men who find themselves walking near a woman alone at night and want to avoid causing alarm. Rob and Josh immediately role-play the scenario: Rob is instructed to drop back, cross to the lit side of the road, and call his wife Lou for a warmly domestic phone conversation ('Hi Lou, what's for dinner?'). There's a running joke about Rob's rural celebrity status — walking down a country lane and being recognised diffuses tension instantly, so 'Be Famous, if possible' becomes the unofficial seventh step. Both hosts agree the phone call tip makes sense but Rob admits he'd panic about what to say. The segment ends with an unresolved query about 'active bystander' — neither host is entirely sure what it means in practice, but they recommend the campaign nonetheless. It's a warm, funny treatment of a genuinely useful topic.
Laura Smyth rocks up to the world's top comedy podcast in fake Chanel she bought at an Irish festival and a knock-off handbag from Istanbul. Her rule: you can't justify an eight-grand Chanel handbag until you own bricks and mortar. Same goes for real Chanel necklaces.
Rob Beckett paid €5 per bottle for water at Tenerife Airport, totalling €15 for three bottles.
Laura Smyth had her eldest daughter Rosie at age 20; Rosie is now 23 and studying Interior Spatial Design at University of the Arts London.
Laura Smyth has three children: Rosie (23), Bonnie (10), and Alfred (8), with significant age gaps between them.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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